Chelsea Bets


"Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world; today I am wise, so I am changing myself."

-Rumi
⭐#makeawish
If your heart is in your dreams
No request is too extreme
When you wish upon a star
As dreamers do

⭐#makeawish
If your heart is in your dreams
No request is too extreme
When you wish upon a star
As dreamers do

Poll: Majority of Americans Opposed to Being Killed by Drone

newyorker:

MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—In a possible setback for the Administration’s controversial drone policy, a new poll conducted by the University of Minnesota shows that a broad majority of Americans are opposed to being killed by a drone strike on U.S. soil. Continue reading: http://nyr.kr/X2Q7U7

2 months ago - 139

copycats:

Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) by Sheila
originally by Cher; written by Sonny Bono

c/o ckck, who says:

If Quentin Tarantino’s and Wes Anderson’s soundtracks got together and had a baby, this would be the end result.

2 months ago - 1804

The Most Astounding Fact About the Universe

“We are part of this universe, we are in this universe, but perhaps more important than both those facts…is that the universe is in us.”

-Neil DeGrasse Tyson, astrophysicist

2 months ago

"To This Day" by Shane Koyczan

If you can’t see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror; look a little closer; stare a little longer. Because there’s something inside you that made you keep trying despite everyone who told you to quit. You built a cast around your broken heart and decided to yourself, you decided THEY WERE WRONG.

2 months ago

Nahko Bear (Medicine for the People) ღ Aloha Ke Akua

We are the ones we’ve been waiting for.

2 months ago
Writers: 1
Illiterate Masses: 0

Writers: 1
Illiterate Masses: 0

Funeral for the sun. (at Ellwood Bluffs)

Funeral for the sun. (at Ellwood Bluffs)

Love in a Time of Netflix

[The Netflix C.E.O. Reed Hastings] figured that the best way to keep customers was to personalize the experience using algorithms that churned their viewing histories. In the DVD era, this meant a tepid list of “You Might Like” next to your queue; now it involves a bespoke Netflix interface, an illustrated version of your entertainment psyche in all its vainglory: Black-and-White Thrillers, Action Movies with Martial Arts, Documentaries about Pot.
—GQ

Feel-Good Romance Movies

Sensual Foreign Films for Date Night

Lengthy Sports Movies About Finding Common Ground

Made-for-TV Movies Based on Popular Relationship-Status Updates on Facebook

Because You Watched “Say Yes to the Dress” for Twelve Hours This Weekend

Slapstick Comedies About Apartment Hunting in Manhattan

Indistinguishable Megan Fox Vehicles Your Boyfriend Won’t Stop Ogling

Michael Bay Movies to Show Off His New Subwoofer (That Cost Too Much and He Didn’t Even Discuss with You)

Silent Movies with Passive-Aggressive Undertones

Revenge Fantasies with Intensely Violent Payoff Scenes

Strong Female Protagonists Who Look Pretty Happy Being Single

Because You Watched “Independence Day”

Documentaries About Ice-Cream Factories

Exercise Videos That Will Totally Make Him Want You Ba—No, Stop It, You Don’t Need Him

Thrillers Involving a Race Against Time and Your Biological Clock

Dysfunctional-Family Dramas About Mother-Daughter Relationships

Inspiring Screwball Comedies About Diane Keaton Finding Love and Happiness

Postapocalyptic Science Fiction in Cities Where All the Good Single Men Have Disappeared

Quirky Romantic Comedies That Make You Contemplate Your Own Mortality

“Clueless”

3 months ago - 1
Advice from a former me.

Advice from a former me.

Budweiser Donkey Commercial

Don’t ever give up on your dreams.

3 months ago

The Last Story I Will Ever Tell

We shouldn’t have been happy, for so many reasons. I’m not sure either of us believed we deserved that. But for a while, for this beautiful moment in time, we were happy, weren’t we? And I felt justified in every mistake I’d ever made because they’d led to you. But you were right, we’re not living in a fairytale. In reality, happiness comes at high price. The demons you escape will return with armies. The changes you’re afraid to make will cost you everything. It’s a dark story, and most of it is unbelievable. But it’s time to face the truth, now that I have nothing left to lose.

3 months ago

Whitest Kids U Know: Tattoo Parlor sketch

In honor of birthdays and reckless decisions.

5 months ago